If a card says "Phone falls in toilet", don't assume that you fished it out, did the whole rice thing, and miraculously it still works. No. Your phone is ruined, all your data is lost, and you don't have insurance. Way to go. Shit Happens is an adult dilemma based card game where you need to rank all sorts of shit that happens in life according to their misery index. If you are able to line up 10 Shit Happens cards, you win the game! It is suitable for 18 and above, and for two to eight players. As you'll see, some of the situations on the cards are pretty minor (like a bee sting), and some of them are more problematic (like getting fired).

Each card has been ranked on our Misery Index. The Misery Index is our ranking system that runs from 1 to 100. Inside this travel side box, it comes with 200 hilariously illustrated Shitty Situations cards and instructions. If you are too lazy to read the instructions, then watch this video below or otherwise read on: https://youtu.be/XJApmQ7XDAU All these shitty situations cards have been evaluated and ranked by their psychiatric team of experts. The highly qualified professionals carefully evaluated each situation card and ranked them on the Misery Index, which runs from 1 to 100. The panel included marriage counsellors, therapists, career counsellors and social workers; collectively representing over 150 years of clinical psychiatric experience. It is carefully rank, so there is no need to argue over it! The game also features a singleplayer mode with different level content. Although the game is primarily meant to be played by two people, you can play the completely different singleplayer levels without another person.When considering a bad situation, you should assume the worst possible, yet still plausible, scenario. Are you tired of playing Go Fish with your pets and losing? How about those weekly calls with Mom reminding you to pull out your sewing machines and make your own mask? Well, we have the thing for you.

If you guessed correctly, you win the card. It remains, face up, in your lane of pain and your turn is then over. As additional cards are won, the gaps between the cards in your LANE OF PAIN narrow and the game becomes more challenging.

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Pepper spray in eyes has a Misery Rating of 26, so the answer is: B: between disastrous haircut and root canal The same player who was man enough to deal the cards gets to go first. When it's your turn, the player to your right draws a card from the draw pile. S/he reads the horrible situation aloud but doesn't reveal the misery index number.