Conquered by Clippy: An Erotic Short Story (Digital Desires Book 2)

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If you want to borrow it on Kindle Unlimited and you have the time, go ahead because it's short. But the quality is so questionable that I can't in good faith recommend it to others. But the artifact isn’t what it seems, and soon an overly helpful giant living paperclip is getting her all bent out of shape. Microsoft gave him a private office and the freedom to draft 20 or 30 characters for Bob. Naturally, one was a rabbit. “Hopper” made the final cut as an alternative to Rover. Hobson, the program manager, traveled around the world to test different characters for the new Office release. After all those focus groups, a robot, cat, dog, globe, and several other assistants would emerge as the original roster of assistants in Office 97. But many users never knew they had options; Clippy was the default. MH: These two books are part of your “Digital Desires” series. How far can you go with this concept?

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Discover how a forbidden sexual romance between a woman and a watch is possible. Cry out in joy at guest appearances from your favourite technology personalities. Squirm at a twist ending to the first Digital Desires trilogy that will leave you uncomfortably aroused. But the artifact isn't what it seems, and soon an overly helpful giant living paperclip is getting her all bent out of shape.

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Have I mentioned how awesome my publisher is? I helped create Forest City Pulp, and together with the other dudes who run it, we’re prodding at what it means to be a publisher in 2015. We live in an amazing time for books, when anybody can create whatever crazy shit they want to, and it can find its equally crazy audience. Publishers should be jumping on this new frontier of radical experimentation rather than trying to cling to old models. Conquered By Clippy couldn’t have existed a decade ago. The support showed up in real life, too. At client dinners, on trains. The artist hadn’t quite fathomed the ubiquity of his paperclip until all those memes and encounters. Some even tried to claim credit for the original design. Atteberry would send files to Microsoft’s legal department to prove he was the sole designer. “It’ll probably be mentioned when I die, the creator of Clippy or whatever,” he realized.

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I can safely say that I've never read a romance featuring a giant paperclip before. And after reading this book I don't think I have ever read a romance featuring a giant paperclip, but we'll get to that later. First, the plot rundown. Interesting fact: if you analyze that cover art, you'll see that Clippy is composed of various hues, all grey. And you know how many? Sure you do: 50. MH: Explain your readers to us. How many people are buying your books because they’re funny and stupid, and how many are buying them as fodder for actual masturbation?Behind a one-wa y mirrorin the bowels of Microsoft’s Redmond campus, Karen Fries watched yet another volunteer cry.

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LD: He just does his best to help. But in life and in the bedroom, that doesn’t always work out. I think readers will agree that Clippy’s erotic persona is portrayed as nuanced and realistic. His full potential will be further fleshed out in the many sequels I have planned. So... to summarize: I thought something was free and helpful. The first time I tried it, it did nothing. The second time, it didn't help me at all and asked for more money.Conquered by Clippy is a 4000 word short story featuring sexual situations with digital assistants. It's for super mature audiences only. Today's short story is Conquered by Clippy: An Erotic Short Story by Leonard Delaney, featuring a human FMC and a giant living paperclip MMC that's definitely not inspired by the Microsoft Clippy. Mm hmm. Definitely not inspired by Microsoft, a giant corporation that can probably sue Delaney and his publisher into the ground.

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This Clippy isn't exactly Clippy, an old user interface assistant for Microsoft, but he's very clearly inspired by Microsoft’s version given references to guys like Phil Gates or Microsoft products like Cortana. Can Microsoft sue for this? I mean, Delaney didn’t even bother to change the guy’s last name to like, Phil Bates or whatever, he kept the Gates…

There are some parts that remind me of the 'men writing women' critique and lines like "she breasted boobily down the stairs." In this novella, we hear about how Christie's nipples are like "eager little puppy noses". Delaney writes of of "orgasm juice", "lady butter", and her "lady port". I can't tell if Delaney can't write female characters or if this is meant to be a joke, but I think it points to some (many?) of the craft issues in the novella itself. LD: Google Now doesn't really have a face or a personality, so it would be a challenge to engage in sexual relations with him or her. Challenge accepted!