Dirty Poems Through the Ages

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For true romantics—or conniving contemporary shepherds—there is still a wealth of persuasive, loving examples to choose from, as well as poets turning their rhetoric toward an argument for intimacy. Those seeking traditional carpe diem poems, sonnet sequences, aubades or more contemporary meditations on seduction or passion, might look at the following: Poetry can invest the emotions far more rapidly and potently than prose. The language of doublespeak turns out to be doubly moving. It was naked until it put on the “head / That once belonged to me”. The speaker sees himself doing things that he would normally never do and asks that those involved do not take offense. Rosеs arе rеd, violеts arе bluе, and so bеgins a timеlеss tradition of poеtic еxprеssion that has capturеd thе hеarts of romantics for gеnеrations. Thеsе simplе yеt еvocativе linеs form thе opеning of countlеss Rosеs arе Rеd Violеts arе Bluе poеms, a classic and еndеaring stylе of vеrsе that has bеcomе a cultural mainstay. Looking for some seductive poems to turn her on? Well, then you don’t have to search any further because we have brought you a bunch of poems to seduce a woman. Take a peek! 1. Making Love

In this five stanza poem from one of the masters of nonsense poetry, the poet personifies a table and chair. They speak to one another, make fun of one another’s features and their varied ability, or inability, to walk.The speaker begins with the line “Once there was an elephant”. The rest of the poem is a funny play on words. The “ele” in the word “elephant” is inserted into words like “telephone” and “trunk” confusing even the speaker at times. Here are the last lines: These are the lips, powerful rudders pushing through groves of kelp, the girl's terrible, unsweetened taste of the whole ocean, its fathoms: this is that taste.”— “ That Mouth” by Adrienne Rich It begins with the phrase “There once was a tiger, terrible and tough”. The speaker decides that tigers, despite their stripes, aren’t “stylish enough”. The speaker looks for something “fine to wear” until he finds white gloves. All the animals react to this change, shaming him and laughing at him until he took off each glove. Why this clinging so fervently to indirection, to doublespeak, to the sort of wordplay that seems to undermine the clarity and power of every assertion? One is tempted to answer, That’s just the way poets are, and leave it at that. Or: They enjoy making things difficult. Or: They’re drunk on their own voices. Seductive poems are one of the most unique ways to express love and attraction towards him or her. These romantic poetries make you feel the love of your life in a way that you have never felt before.

Passion for a lover can be physically manifested, but it can also be a powerful emotional bond. Take a glance at the given ‘seductive poems for my wife’ and choose the best out of all! 1. What Do Women Want? The poem stirs the ghost of Sir Philip Sidney (1554–1586), who closed a sonnet with a similar self-injunction: I could taste the salt on her lips, each kiss like a summer wave breaking on an empty beach.” ―“ Untitled” by Michael Faudet So, if you are seeking a type of poetry that includes ‘seductive love poems’ and is a little different from the previous outmoded poems, then keep the ball rolling because this hub is going to cover a variety of erotic poems to help your significant other bring in the mood.

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Anybody who has ever taught a poetry class has encountered the exasperated student inquiring, “ Why can’t poets just say what they mean?” Or: “ Why all this double talk?” It’s easy to dismiss such questions as naïve, but the truth is that everyone, poets and poetry lovers included, occasionally entertains the feeling: a gathering annoyance with poetry’s indirection, its saying while not quite saying. After turning six, they are happy to remain that age forever. The child speaker feels as if they are as clever and happy as they could ever be and see no reason to age any further. Here are the first few lines: A mere twenty-one syllables, and two lives illuminated! It seems the ailing dog, in all its debility, continues to own its responsibilities; it still aims to safeguard the household. And the poet, aging himself, marvels at the speed of time’s transformations: Surely just yesterday it was that this beloved creature’s energy was boundless. You could have it made into a piece of personalised artwork (though you might want to hide this one from the kids and any visitors!), stash it away with their Valentine's gift, send it in a rude and naughty text, or even read it to them out loud (if you're brave enough). Some contemporary spins on carpe diem poems and aubades sometimes have little to do with romantic love at all. Joe Wenderoth’s sequence Letters to Wendy’s, for example, twists the longing for a person into a more modern, bewildered, mix of passion and consumerism.