Got myself a Microsoft advent calendar but I'm worried that once I've opened 3 or 4 windows I won't be able to open any more... Man goes to a restaurant Sits down at a table by himself and places a calender in front of him. The waiter ask why the calendar? Man replies "I didn't want to be alone so I brought some dates"

I can't believe I got fired just for taking a day off. I am never working for a calendar company again. Isn’t it weird how you can have an amazing weekend and still find yourself surrounded by the same wooden desks and wooden people come Monday morning? Outraged, the queen requested the guards. A pair of enormous, powerful soldiers entered. Take this conceited wretch out and lash him, the queen yelled, pointing at me.Great for Gifts: Funny Calendars make excellent gifts. They're a fun and affordable way to spread joy and laughter. A man tells a doctor, “Doctor, every time I wake up from sleep, I feel lightheaded for 30 minutes, and then I’m OK.” Get up in half an hour,” the doctor instructed him. I hate that September, October, November, and December are somehow the 9th, 10th, 11th, and 12th months of the calendar year Whoever messed that up ought to be stabbed With this resource, your students will look forward to coming to school and being able to learn a new joke to tell to their friends and family. If your students have enjoyed hearing the Christmas jokes in this joke advent calendar, you could get them to tell the jokes in a Christmas assembly - a great way to entertain the whole school!

Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad and sometimes angry, and there is not much scope for liking either fat or Mondays for any reason Food Bank Reverse Advent Calendar Poster - A fun twist on a traditional advent calendar, this reverse calendar gets children to donate items of food for food banks, instead of receiving gifts themselves. I asked my calendar for a suggestion on where to go, but it said it needed a moment to reflect. Calendar Comedy: Punny Play with Dates Christmas Traditions Around the World Blether Stations– Not everyone uses Advent calendars, so why not spark discussion of world cultures using these thought-provoking stations? What makes a joke a dad joke? Well, when a dad becomes a dad, his sense of humor becomes ap parent too. Before he knows it, he’s dropping pun-laden one-liners left and right just like his dad did, and his dad’s dad did, and he may even inherit some mom jokes too. (Is your grandmother funny? That’s usually the biggest tell.)Did you hear about the calendar’s career as a hairdresser? It gives really great trims throughout the months!